I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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