her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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