is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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