I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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