I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
