ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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