party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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