I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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