The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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