I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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