ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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