he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The adults are the big ones right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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