doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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