lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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