Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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