I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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