Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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