69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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