I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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