eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?