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(713): View more from Texas

eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here

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(304): View more from West Virginia

all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

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(616): View more from Michigan

You are an asshole

(574): View more from Indiana

haha sleeping beauty awakes.

(616): View more from Michigan

Where did you find this costume?

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(407): View more from Florida

Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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(208): View more from Idaho

God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight

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(303): View more from Colorado

How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?

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