It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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