It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
that's an acceptable place to lick
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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