Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
jump out the window naked night went bad
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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