how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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