So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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