do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hello my rib-scented angel!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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