This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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