Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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