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Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.

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(630): Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun. http://tfl.nu/krwt

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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.

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(630): He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins. http://tfl.nu/5ao1

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(443): View more from Maryland

Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway

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(443): Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway http://tfl.nu/al82

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(317): View more from Indiana

I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.

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(317): I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting. http://tfl.nu/kkkr

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(650): View more from California

Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?

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(650): Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user? http://tfl.nu/ik2g

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.

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(440): I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job. http://tfl.nu/xaqo

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(573): You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field. http://tfl.nu/swf8

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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes

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(519): If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes http://tfl.nu/ayyp

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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.

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(813): For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club. http://tfl.nu/n6ph

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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus

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(978): Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus http://tfl.nu/uqkq

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(585): View more from New York

Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?

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(585): Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable? http://tfl.nu/iygw

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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job

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(618): I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job http://tfl.nu/40h9

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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.

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(847): I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards. http://tfl.nu/rmew

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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me

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(905): No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me http://tfl.nu/apvm

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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis

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(804): Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis http://tfl.nu/487p

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