the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity