I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person