If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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