I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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