R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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