i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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