You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This house was built for laser tag.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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