They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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