He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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