Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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