we have pet lesbian snakes
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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