Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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