the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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