Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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