So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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