So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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