what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
This is the high leading the old right now
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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