Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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