We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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