I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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