i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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