Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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