i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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