She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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