you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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