Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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