He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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