thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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