Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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