Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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